"hey what’s the date?" "christmas 3rd"
Fan: Did it hurt?
Niall: Haha. When I fell from the heaven, right?
Fan: No. Did it hurt when you hit yourself with the basketball?
You don’t understand how much I hate little mix and that annoying loser perrie like I saw way too many photos of them and I have a massive headache like they’re faces actually cause me pain I’m legit not exaggerating
Honestly i would actually respect little mix a little bit more if they actually work hard but instead they leech off Zayn’s fame
my hobbies include:
- watching the same show 4 times
- standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing
- laughing at my own jokes
- laying on the floor
THE WAY THE GIRL IS LOOKING AT THE PEROLDO TATTOO
no seriously. he does. just put some zayn in the mix and *poof* you have extra sexiness.
intsead of “instant coffee, just add water” it’s “instant sexier sexy, just add zayn!”
he even makes himself look sexier like wtf
and last but not least, jesus
i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
holy fuck it’s colder than my soul out here